Advantages Of Being A Woman

Advantages Of Being A Woman

Why it’s better to be a Woman!

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• We got off the Titanic first.
• We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
• Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
• We can cry and get off speeding fines.
• We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

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• Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
• We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies … (you get the point).
• We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.
• We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.
• We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
•  If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.
• Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
• We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
• We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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